Squee! Nice Oddwen!
Here`s another of my lame attempts.

I`m getting tired. I guess I`ll go to bed.

Heh heh. Frodo will never know we`re under his bed.

Shhh. Here he comes.

*climbs in bed

*yawn Good night my precious.
*snap

*gasp! What`s that noise?!
*snap snap!

What is that?!.........Silly me. It`s probably nothing at all.

*bends down to look under bed

AAAHHHHH!!!!BLABEDABLAHHH!!!

IIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Well, nothing there. Back to bed.

Ooo! Daddy!!!!
*runs away

Uh oh, Pip! Wrong bed!