Hehe, I loved how you did Boromir b88! And
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[Random Elves, Dwarves, and Men, look on and nod their heads in approval.]
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is just hilarious.
And Nilp -
Bless you.
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Scene: The forests of...who knows where. I'll just call them "Whatsumfoozits".
Scene: The forests of Whatsumfoozits. Arwen and her grumpy company are travelling for the Grey Havens.
Suddenly, the company is attacked by
rock-throwing hobbits. The elves flee the vicinity of the Shire and come unto the forests of...Blartzinoff.
Elrond v.o.:
Have you ever just stood and stared at it? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people, living out their lives, oblivious.
*Half the elves are freaked out. The horses are restless*
Ev.o.:
Take her by the safest road. Don't go near the Shire, or I'll sit you down and make you watch me move my eyebrows.
A ship lies at the Grey Havens. You will recognize the ship, as it is Grey. Do not go near the Blue Havens or the Fuscia Havens. The Grey ship will carry her home, across so wide a sea. The last ride of Arwen Undómiel.
Oh yeah, watch out for strange children in the woods of Blartzinoff. They are known to eat anyone who wanders off the path.
*Suddenly, Arwen sees a vision! An extremely chubby boy runs across her path. Her horse screams and throws her. From her vantage point among the bracken, she sees the child leap into the arms of a grizzled, smelly man. Arwen suddenly recognizes her beau, Aragorn. The child turns to her and meets her gaze with eyes that were as blue as limpid pools of moonlight. But Arwen sees something else..."
Arwen: You stole my necklace! You STOLE it you little brat! Give it BAAACK!
Figwit*restraining her*: No, my lady! Don't do it!
Arwen: Oh, no! I understand! You're Aragorn...
when he was a little boy! No doubt Sauron got wind of his heritage and somehow aged him backwards! My poor, poor shmoopie!
Child: *growl snap*
Arwen: Oh, you poor little darling...
Child: Have you ever just stood and stared at it?
Arwen: Wait a minute, I'm on my way to the Grey...Havens...DAAAAADYYYYYYYY!!
*She leaps back up onto the horse, and rides back to Rivendell so fast that the shockwave blasts her entourage far into the forest! They wander all night, but never see the light of day again. The cannibal children, however, eat very well the next morning*
Scene: Elrond is in the gazebo, eating h'ors d'ouvres and prime rib roast.
Arwen: Tell me what you have seen!
Elrond: Yes, I will tell you what I have seen. I saw it when I stood and stared at it, marvelling at its beauty, its genius...
A: No! What did you see in the future about me?!?
E: I looked into the menu of your life and death was your dessert.
A: But you've forgotten the main course. You saw an all-you-can-eat buffet! You saw my son!
E: That buffet is almost depleted.
A: Well, if you hadn't let the hobbits stay here for so long...but anyway, there's still enough for a meal.
E: What were we talking about?
A: Ada, it is time. Reforge the sword of the King.
Fr0m teh ash3s a f|r3 sh4ll b w0kenxors
A l|te fr0m teh shad0w$ sh4ll spr|ng
R3n3w3d sh4ll b blad taht was br0kenxors
Teh crownl3ss aga|n sh4ll b king!!!11!!!!eleventy-one!!! lol!!1!!
E: What are you reading there?
A: I don't know, it's marked "My Diarie"...
E: NOOOOO! *he slaps it from her hand* Hey, your hands are cold. Put some socks on.
A: This was my choice, Ada. Wether you will or nil, there is no ship that would bear me hence.
E: Why?
A*grin*: I knocked holes in all the boats.
E: NOOOOOOOOOOooooo.....
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Und de next scene wuldt be Gundulf and Pippun rrrrreaching de White Tuwur, bork bork!