The crapiest job on Middle-earth.
(On top of a random mountain)
Beacon man #1: So what do you want to do?
Beacon man #2: I don't know what do you want to do?
Beacon man #1: Do you want to light the pile of wood?
Beacon man #2: We can't do that without the signal.
Beacon man #1: Do you want to sleep again?
Beacon man #2: That's all we ever do.
Beacon man #1: How did we get stuck with this job anyway?
Beacon man #2: I can't remember it was 16 years ago...or maybe 17.
Rohan.
(Aragorn busts through the door).
Aragorn: The beacons of Minas Tirith! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
Theoden: Tell me, why should we go to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor?
Aragorn: Please?
Theoden: No.
Aragorn: Pretty please?
Theoden: No.
Aragorn: Pretty please, with a cherry on top?
Theoden: (perky) Muster the Rohirrim!
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