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Meneltarmacil · 12-17-2004, 05:50 PM

(Meduseld)

GANDALF: I ride for Minas Tirith. And I won't be going alone.

*Gandalf walks to the stables. Merry and Pippin trail behind him.*

GANDALF: Of all the inquisitive hobbits, Peregrin Took. You are the worst! All those times I thought it was Legolas who was stealing my shampoo...

PIPPIN: Where are we going?

GANDALF: To a giant battle where you'll probably die a horrible death.

MERRY: Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?

PIPPIN: I don't know. I can't help it.

MERRY: Maybe you should see a shrink.

PIPPIN: I'm sorry, all right? I won't do it again. *fingers crossed*

MERRY: Don't you understand? The enemy thinks he's your father. You must face Darth Vader agai... oops, wrong movie.

PIPPIN: You're coming with me, right? I mean, being alone with Gandalf all the time is kind of scary.

MERRY: Are you serious? You'll eat all of my mushrooms!

PIPPIN: Merry?

MERRY: Come on!

*Gandalf puts Pippin up on Shadowfax, who tosses him off. Pippin reappears on Shadowfax with a confused expression on his face. The horse sighs.*

PIPPIN: How far is Minas Tirith?

GANDALF: Three day's ride, as the Nazgul flies. And we'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail. Or our head, for that matter. In fact, there are worse things than that where we're going. Actually, *blahblahblahblah*

PIPPIN: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

*Gandalf mounts Shadowfax.*

MERRY: Here, something for the road.

*hands Pippin the pipeweed*

PIPPIN: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

MERRY: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip.

PIPPIN: ZZZZZZZ*SNORK* What?

MERRY: Never mind. Just get out of here already.

GANDALF: Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste. Run like the wind, my noble steed! Fly! Fly! Fly!

SHADOWFAX: Shut up.

GANDALF: *grump* Okay, just run already.

PIPPIN: *examines pipeweed pack, noticing that all it contains are pencil shavings* MERRY! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL OF MY PIPEWEED?!!!!!!!!

MERRY: *laughs*

*They ride out of the stables. Merry runs up the steps to the watchtower on the fence, hitting some random guard in the stomach*

RANDOM GUARD: OUCH! Hey, watch were you're going! Sheesh, kids these days...

ARAGORN: Merry! *runs into random guard at full speed, knocking him down and trampling him underfoot*

RANDOM GUARD: Aaaaaaaaaargh!!! *falls down steps* *klunk klunk klunk klunk THUD*

*They see Shadowfax running across the plains. The horse trips over a rock and falls over. Gandalf and Pippin are knocked on their faces. Gandalf kicks Shadowfax and yells some very bad words. The horse gets up and takes off at full speed. Gandalf chases him screaming bloody murder.*

ARAGORN: This'll be a long trip.

RANDOM GUARD: Is there a doctor in the house?

12-17-2004, 05:50 PM	#195
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	SIGH Not a great post, but the end is kind of funny. (Meduseld) GANDALF: I ride for Minas Tirith. And I won't be going alone. Gandalf walks to the stables. Merry and Pippin trail behind him. GANDALF: Of all the inquisitive hobbits, Peregrin Took. You are the worst! All those times I thought it was Legolas who was stealing my shampoo... PIPPIN: Where are we going? GANDALF: To a giant battle where you'll probably die a horrible death. MERRY: Why did you look? Why do you always have to look? PIPPIN: I don't know. I can't help it. MERRY: Maybe you should see a shrink. PIPPIN: I'm sorry, all right? I won't do it again. fingers crossed MERRY: Don't you understand? The enemy thinks he's your father. You must face Darth Vader agai... oops, wrong movie. PIPPIN: You're coming with me, right? I mean, being alone with Gandalf all the time is kind of scary. MERRY: Are you serious? You'll eat all of my mushrooms! PIPPIN: Merry? MERRY: Come on! Gandalf puts Pippin up on Shadowfax, who tosses him off. Pippin reappears on Shadowfax with a confused expression on his face. The horse sighs. PIPPIN: How far is Minas Tirith? GANDALF: Three day's ride, as the Nazgul flies. And we'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail. Or our head, for that matter. In fact, there are worse things than that where we're going. Actually, blahblahblahblah PIPPIN: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Gandalf mounts Shadowfax. MERRY: Here, something for the road. hands Pippin the pipeweed PIPPIN: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... MERRY: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip. PIPPIN: ZZZZZZZSNORK What? MERRY: Never mind. Just get out of here already. GANDALF: Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste. Run like the wind, my noble steed! Fly! Fly! Fly! SHADOWFAX: Shut up. GANDALF: grump Okay, just run already. PIPPIN: examines pipeweed pack, noticing that all it contains are pencil shavings MERRY! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL OF MY PIPEWEED?!!!!!!!! MERRY: laughs They ride out of the stables. Merry runs up the steps to the watchtower on the fence, hitting some random guard in the stomach RANDOM GUARD: OUCH! Hey, watch were you're going! Sheesh, kids these days... ARAGORN: Merry! runs into random guard at full speed, knocking him down and trampling him underfoot RANDOM GUARD: Aaaaaaaaaargh!!! falls down steps klunk klunk klunk klunk THUD They see Shadowfax running across the plains. The horse trips over a rock and falls over. Gandalf and Pippin are knocked on their faces. Gandalf kicks Shadowfax and yells some very bad words. The horse gets up and takes off at full speed. Gandalf chases him screaming bloody murder. ARAGORN: This'll be a long trip. RANDOM GUARD: Is there a doctor in the house? __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 03-09-2005 at 07:35 AM. Reason: Capitalization issues, forgetting a space after a comma sigh Stupid grammar problems...AAAAARGH! Not another typo! Grrrrr. What? I didn't notice this latest typo for months.