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Old 12-21-2004, 08:02 AM   #36
Feanor of the Peredhil
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Maybe this one could come complete with newbies...
Hehe. Mean. In that case:

Your Brand Spanking New Fea doll will also come complete
with complimentary big brother, the Keeper of Dol Guldur
Action Figure!

Keeper figures come with "No Side-Long Glance" laser-beams, with the sole purpose to *psheeeeew* out the eyes of those foolish enough to glance side-long at Little Sister Fea in his presence. And much like Big Brother Government, you may not see him, but he's always there.

*Keeper figures also come with lightsaber, charcoal pencils, sketchbook, and penchant for buggery. One should not purchase a Keeper for small children, as they do not mix well.*

Fea

PS: mwahahahahaha
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