Mith you know what you're talking about, my fireworks are definately superior to that of the old wizards.
A trully mirthful thread
Fordhim, now onto the party.
As for the guests:
(going from right to left around the round table).
Me: Of course.
Chris Lee: Next to me, I could spend the whole night talking to this guy about Tolkien, and how was his experience with him.
Next to Lee,
Pippin, what party wouldn't be complete without the entertainment?
Next to Pippin,
Sapphy, I just imagine that those two would get a long very well. They might be able to put on a stand up comedy performance later in the evening.
Next to Sapphy,
Boromir, I have to have a personal bouncer to throw out any whackos. You never know what can happen with this wide range of people. Plus, I'm interested in bringing back da Disco.
Next to him, and completely across from me,
Encaitare. For the reason, see the next one.
Next to Enca, her best buddy!
Gothmog! I can't wait to see how them to get a long.
Next to Gothmog,
Denethor. Party won't be fully complete without a raving lunatic talking about the end of the world while spitting chewed up cherries across the table in Sapphy's face. Poor sapphy.
Next to Denny,
Lalwende. The special guest for the evening, to give a lecture on custards and the breaking of light.
Last but not least, the person to the left of me
Mith. So, I can explain to her the concept of football, and why I hate Lloyd Carr so much.
Forget the normal steak and chicken, we are keeping to the theme at my party. Let's eat middle-earth style, compliments to our chef Samwise Gamgee.
First the table has their own Lembas basket, to get everything started off. Problem is, you take one bite, you're full for the evening.
Appetizers: Frodo Fingers- I know the menu says you get 10, but for some reason it only comes with 9. Or....
The One Ring bloom of onion- The problem with this is we only have one in stock, and the person who is lucky enough to get it won't share it with anyone, and his greed for more begins to consume him, but problem is there's only one. Then you must go on a long quest to the supermarket and pick up maalox max to clear out the horrible heartburn.
Soups and Salads: Lothlorien Salad- The salad leaves are mallorn leaves fit with our special dressing from the oils of Galadriel's hair herself. A tasty treat indeed.
Dead Marshes soup- a foggy, nasty looking thing, and if you stare into the little lights you'll light candles of your own.
Main course:
Saruman fillet- A fine cut of meat from Saruman's scrappings after falling to a slicy death. You also get a side of Grima's wormtongue.
Gollum Dinner- You get yourself some nice raw fish and coney, with a side of gollum nuggets.
Deserts:
Caradhras blast- A tasty ice cream sundae so cold people have even frozen to death.
Mincemeat pie- just because it's so nasty no one would want to eat.
Drinks: Rivendell Coffee- Elrond tends to slip in some ex-lax in his coffee. He's just always so angry sometimes the build up is too much.
Miruvor.
I know the guests are salivating over the dinner for the evening, so come with an empty stomach
. (Sorry if I grossed people out)