(Geez! I went on vacation for a week and there are like 500000000 new threads to visit! I'll have to be online tonight for like 15 hrs. straight. Oh wait, i don't have a problem with that.

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The "Elven escort's" name is actually Figwit. I have no idea where this name came from. Maybe PJ or maybe some obsessive compulsive fans, who knows? Anyway there are several hundred fan girls obsessed with him just like all the other boys of the fellowship.
That's an interesting question thought, where did the name Figwit come from? Anybody know?