I added something to that Gardener's Song link above, and yes - it is Tolkien-related. Here's my little poem:
Quote:
He thought he saw an Oxford don
who wrote a children's book.
He looked again, and found it was
the grandson of a Took.
"If Alice had the Ring", he said,
"Where would the Eye then look?"
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth..
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