Sauron: One of the kindest, noblest creatures on the face of Middle Earth. All claims of past evilness are pure fabrication. Plus he paid me five bucks to say that.
Denethor: MOSTLY Harmless, except when around
a) food
b) open flames
c) Meela
d) Faramir
e) meddling wizards
f) ancestors if Isildur
g) hitchhikers
h) any combination of the above
NOTE- small bumbling hobbits are sometimes tolerated.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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