[Maeggaladiel]

Yeah! So Boromir dies in a gang fight, leaving Godfather Denethor in mourning. Denny declares war upon the White Hand Gang. He then discovers that Faramir has been dating one of the White Hand Gang's female members and decides to send Faramir out on a suicide mission as punishment. What he doesn't realize is that Eowyn, realizing that her african disease will eventually claim her life, has become a double-agent who infiltrated the White Hand Gang and sends information to the Riders of the Mark, the local biker gang who used to be good friends with Denethor's gang. Mild-mannered Faramir has been dating Eowyn, who has told him her secret and made him swear he would never reveal it to anyone. In his loyalty to Eowyn, Faramir remains silent and chooses death over betrayal to the one he loves.

Aragorn, who was briefly Eowyn's Dunedain Gang contact, realizes the problem but refuses to step in since his hatred towards Faramir is so strong. Five years ago, Faramir single-handedly stopped the Dunedain Gang's raid on a doughnut shop and Aragorn has never forgiven him.

Meanwhile, Arwen discovers that Elrond is actually financially indebted to the Lorien Gang, since he borrowed a large sum of money from Boss Galadriel to build the secret underground weapons bunker under the Council Hall. To repay Galadriel, Elrond sells Glorfindel's brain to the space aliens living in the Misty Mountains. Arwen takes Glorfindel's place to cover up for his absence.

And in the shadows of the Misty Mountains, Susan the Watcher in the Water and the Lenny the Balrog admit their love for each other, but realize that they can never be together without raising a lot of steam.

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