Being the glutton that I am for breeding malcontent, I have decided to go out and earn my punishments. My latest dinner gathering will be... eventful.
Guest number one:
Durin's Bane. During dinner, we could permanently solve the wing question. I must be certain not to order chicken wings, as I hear that balrogs taste like them (ie: hot and like chicken), and the wing aspect of the appetizer may unshadow his fiery temper. Dessert shall be roasted marshmallows.
Roggie's dinner partner will be
Meela. I rather think that she would appreciate his occasional party tricks of spouting flames. Also, her sense of humor might serve to keep my next two guests from annoying each other too much.
On my other side sit
Nienna and
Tom Bombadil. Her being in a state of constant sorrow and him not particularly understanding what that is should balance out quite nicely. He can cheer her up and she can, perhaps, get him to stop singing.
Further along the table sits
Nilpaurion Felagund, arguing merrily with
Adam.
Sitting at the far end of my table is
Ungoliant, consuming rather more than her own fair share of the meal. Occasionally Roggie ups and flies to her end of the table in order to keep her in line, but when things get out of hand, I have a bucket of water handy to gooify him.
As I said, the meal with include no chicken wings, but perhaps I could serve lembas and such nice things for my "good" guests, and essence of all that is good to those not-so-nice personages.
Fea