One more... I promise next time it will be original and humorous.
The sarong may have been catching on in fashion circles throughout Middle-earth, but Frodo and Sam agreed that it shouldn't have happened in Mordor.
Or
Another two travellers' hopes are shattered after following a thousand leagues' worth of 'Gap of Rohan' signposts.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 01-28-2005 at 12:16 PM.
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