Frodo: "You know, Sam, after walking this far, that General Lee muscle car from Dukes of Hazzard is looking pretty good."
Sam: "You don't suppose moonshine would be easier to carry than this ring, do you?"
Frodo: "I don't know. But after that spider, Boss Hogg looks like Tinkerbell."
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.
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