Following on from Esgallhugwen's Oliphaunt litter box idea ...
As they passed a particularly large Oliphaunt dropping, Frodo discovered that the bigger and bluer one's eyes the more they water.
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Sam: Well it may well be good for the garden but I ain't shovelling it, if you take my meaning Mr Frodo.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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