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Old 02-01-2005, 07:34 AM   #3925
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Silmaril Another great offer from Barrow Downs Products™ ...

*New in!*

Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll with Pokey-Stick of Doom Action.

A wonderful addition to your collection.

(Colour may vary from figure shown)

Disclaimer: Keep your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll separate from your other Dolls as it has a tendency to attempt cross-breeding programmes. Barrow Downs Products™ accepts no liability whatsoever for the appearance of Uruk-Hai, Half-Orcs, Orc Men, Goblin Men or any other Man-Goblin-Orc combination of any kind whatsoever occuring in consequence of exposure of your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll, whether directly or indirectly, to other Dolls in your collection.

You may notice that your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll shoots the occasional Fireball from its Pokey-Stick of Doom, but this should be disregarded as non-canonical. Barrow Downs Products™ accepts no liability whatsoever for any ensuing arguments ... er ... discussions.
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