Aragorn found the proof in the case of Faramir's missing fish bowl.
Aragorn: It was in your Father's room
Faramir: Dad! How could you?
Denethor: Well, I uh....drained the water, then lit the match it sort of continued from there.....What?!
Aragorn: Why don't you just buy him another fish.
Denethor: Never!! *douses carrosine oil on himself and lights one of his infamous matches*
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
Last edited by Esgallhugwen; 02-08-2005 at 08:34 PM.
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