Swampy_Pond_Faucet
A fine quiz my friend, and after wracking my brains for hours, I've got it. I think. At least I'm pretty darned sure.
A swampy pond would be a mere. A famous faucet (or actually, Fawcett), was Farrah. Farrah+mere equals Faramir, my raven-haired hero.
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