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Originally Posted by Lalwendë
On the cookery theme - How To Be A Domestic Goddess by Nigella Lawson, for Arwen. Or maybe Eowyn if we're thinking in terms of self-improvement. 
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Meow...... Eowyn's lack of culinary ability is a vicious lie created by the film - unless you were suggesting she needed tips on manhunting

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Since it tends to be elf men who do the cooking (it is often out doors, so it is a barbecue that makes it male

), I would give Arwen, Delia Smith's complete cookery course. Both irritatingly perfect......
Well you could. And you could do themed releases - leave
Finnegan's wake at and undertakers..... Government bumf in a public convenience...