[Ainaserkewen]

Canada (unlike every nation in Europe and the United States) has never lost a war (including the one we fought with the US when we opened up a big old can of whoop *** on y'all).

It’s the proudest thing in our history because countries are like super competitive men who only value the fights they’ve won. Personally, I think it’s the lack of wars we’ve been in that makes it impressive.

The oldest corporation in the entire world is The Hudson's Bay Company (Canadian).

Better known as today as the Bay, Zellers and Home Outfitters. I absolutely love this part of our history.

Canadian women are the best looking women in the world.

All Canadians are fleet of foot and possessed of extraordinary grace and intelligence.

Where the natives all are happy and the lakes are fresh and clean,
There is no unemployment and no one is mean.
In the summer there’s no mosquitoes,
And the winters are never cold,
There is no clear-cut longing and no ozone hole,
Oh in Canada, your leaders are so swell,
In Canada, no one ever goes to Hell.

You Poor and Fortunate person

Thanks Shelob, I do consider myself fortunate because like you I am also cold all the time, bad circulation I think, Thanks Mom and Dad. Though you get snow every year like clockwork, I’m guessing you don’t live in the Prairies where friends of mine had snow in August!