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The day Samwise 'accidentally' blocked the toilet, Frodo called out Smeagol's Plumbing Services to see to the septic tank:
"That'll be £50 for the partses, £80 for master's use of the flushing rods, one gold ring for a hour of our preciouss labour and one hundred poundses for our call out charges. Plus VAT."
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Gordon's alive!
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