[Beanamir of Gondor]

Ah, yes. Lothlorien. The future location of the Restaurant at the End of the Middlearth. Also the home of a very crabby creature called Haldir, who has been killed by an Uruk-Hai called Denrthur at least seventy times, but has been strangely reincarnated all of those times. "Oh, orc filth! I've brought you here too soon! Staff of Gandalf Beta!" he was heard to cry as the same orc slaughtered him for the fifty-sixth time at Helm's Deep. For Lothlorien, see also Rivendell, Mirkwood, and Mordor. For Haldir, see also Helm's Deep, Vietnam War, and Faramir, son of Peregrin Took.

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<<C'est n'est pas le vin!>> dit le Persan dans une voix basse. <<C'est le poudre, Raoul!>>
<<Erik va sauter l'Opera!>> crie Raoul.