Aragorn: Inconcievable!
Or...
Boromir: I'm not happy.
Aragorn: Why? I gave you my favorite purple pajamas! I bandaged your hand after removing your hangnail! I gave you a pedicure! What more do you want?
Boromir: I want a lollypop.
Aragorn: Oh, for crying out loud...
Or...
Aragorn: Oh my...is that a flea?
Or...
The competition to see who was the Manliest Man grew testy. Aragorn felt that his leather jerkin was the manlier of the two outfits, yet Aragorn himself envied his opponent's silks & satins and secretly plotted to sail to Númenor and take Vairë the Weaver hostage. Boromir, however, secretly desired the Ranger's leathers, as he percieved it to be the hide of a wild Kine, and would match wonderfully with the Horn of Gondor, which by the way was very manly as Aragorn could not play an instrument.
I'm sorry...it's late...
