Inktomi Slurp Spider is a devilishly handsome young man. Tall and thin with mesmerising blue eyes, longish dark hair and inviting smile. He has a vivid imagination and an outlandish conception of life, the universe and everything.
He does get slightly embarrassed when something he posts upsets the mods.
However, he also likes to point out when other people's guesses were
way off.
Just a guess...