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We are slayers of Dragons
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Ha! Don't make me laugh, lowly dwarf!
Men are by far and away the superior race. WE are the slayers of dragons. Glaurung, Scatha, and Smaug were
all slain by MEN. Ancalagon was slain by a half-man, half-elf. It doesn't take a genious to figure out that it was the mannish half that delivered the death blow.
It was a
MAN who mocked Morgoth in front of his very eyes. It was a
MAN who cut a Silmaril from Morgoth's iron crown. It was a
MAN who terrified the Valar so much that they called upon Eru to sink his armada and bury the army that was preparing to wrest Valinor from their control. It was a
MAN who, after being called weak by movie-Elrond, went behind the house and made out with Elrond's hot daughter.
MAN!!!