Funny thread.
Ha ha!
Taking the French approach, I see.
What would I do? Hmm...
I know! I'd start a rumor that Turin came back to life, then I'd paint a sword black and charge at them. They'd probably run away.
If that didn't work, well, I suppose I'd ask everyone I knew if they were friends with the Ents, or at least knew where I could find a grove of orc-hating Huorns.