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bachelorette of Rohan!
What happend when Saruman really cut back on quality television in Rohan...
* Announcer voice: And, from our fifty some odd contestants, who all have boasted that thet in fact do shower, (except for one who, is still questionable) and know the way to a warg's heart, our lovely bachelorette will choose twenty lucky fellows!
(Gigantic Female warg struts in...)
Contestants: Eww! Err... oh! Aw! lovely! *Weak wistle
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