Sam- "Elves suck!"
Bombur- "No, sorry, no food for me. I'm on a fast."
Sauron- "I like bunnies. Aren't they cute? Oh, oh- kitties too!"
Pippin- "What was that, you ask? I really have no idea, and I don't care. Not curious in the least."
Mim- "I wish I was an elf."
Beorn- "Boy, I'd really like some bear jerky."
Thorin= "Anyone want the Arkenstone? Come and get it. Dang thing takes up too much space."
Any Elf giving advice- "Yes" or "No"
Frodo- "Go home, Sam!"