One of "The trials of Tiffany Trott" that was edited out.....
Tiffany realised that Lonely hearts advertisements could be deceptive even if technically accurate. Yes he was a king, but she hadn't expected this from "own hair and teeth and great bone structure" - and he absolutely didn't have a GSOH.......
With apologies to Isabel Wolff and Maeg & Nilp who inspired....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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