Saruman and Grima have set up all their little orc mini-figures and are ready to play war on their brand new game board(complete with paths, walls, and fiery pits).
Saruman: What fun! I'll go first.
Grima: No, I'm going first; you were first last time.
Saruman: No, you're not first.
Grima: Yes I am.
(Saruman whacks Grima with his staff.)
Grima: OW! Fine. You can play by yourself then.
(Stomps off to his room to pout.)
