[Encaitare]

Grima: (muttering to self) Thank Iluvatar they can't see my bald spot from way down there....
Saruman: Hey, everyone! Worm here has a bald spot in the back!
Grima: You [expletive deleted]!!!!

or...

Saruman: Okay, since it didn't work out with Eowyn, you can take your pick from any of these fine specimens. Any of them resemble her at all?
Grima: No.... no, not really.
Saruman: Oh, come on! What about that one down on the left? The one holding the pike and grunting?
Grima: *squints at pikeman* No, I don't think so.
Saruman: None of 'em? Not one? Come on, there's a whole freakin' army down there and none of them fit your bill? Beggars can't be choosers, you know...
Grima: I think I'll just go inside. *does so*
Saruman: Sorry, boys!