[The Elf-warrior]

Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf."

Tom: "E=mc squared."

Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared."

Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb."

Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!"

Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude."