Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations.
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No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented cream puffs.
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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