(Orcs and Gondorians meet on an open battlefield).
Together: "Why can't we be friends. Why can't we be friends..."
Boromir: I'm sorry Aragorn. I was wrong.
Boromir: I'm sorry Gandalf. I was wrong.
Elladan and Elrohir: Ahhh we don't feel like killing orcs today.
Thranduil: Dwarves are the best!
Elrond: Screw Middle-earth, I'm outta here.
Saruman: Forgive me Eru, for breaking your light, but see here, I put it back together.
Any Elf: I'm sick.
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