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Diamond18 · 11-03-2002, 11:29 PM

No, no, not a necklace! If I was Sauron I would pour all my power into dentures. Think about it, you pop them in your mouth...and how can anyone else force them out? Besides helping you rule the world, they would give you a drop-dead gorgerous smile that was simply to die for (naturally). "Beware of the Jaws of Sauron" has a better Ring to it than "Beware of the Finger of Sauron." (I can't believe I just said that).

And as to Eru, Helkasir...I'm sure he found all of this highly amusing.

(Hey, I didn't start the silliness, I'm merely perpetuating it.)

11-03-2002, 11:29 PM	#26
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	No, no, not a necklace! If I was Sauron I would pour all my power into dentures. Think about it, you pop them in your mouth...and how can anyone else force them out? Besides helping you rule the world, they would give you a drop-dead gorgerous smile that was simply to die for (naturally). "Beware of the Jaws of Sauron" has a better Ring to it than "Beware of the Finger of Sauron." (I can't believe I just said that). And as to Eru, Helkasir...I'm sure he found all of this highly amusing. (Hey, I didn't start the silliness, I'm merely perpetuating it.) __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.