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Elrond: [gasp] "The leaves.. they are attacking!"
Gandalf: Have no fear. Board the windows, and ready the torches! They shall not get the Ring!
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Elrond [whispering]: "Gandalf.. pssst.. 'casual Fridays' doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. Please, before anyone sees."
Gandalf: [deranged chuckling] "Heh.. you said 'pants'.."
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