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'Twas the very dinnertime of evening, when Oddwen finally sauntered to the 'Barrow to join in the festivities. There she was met by a door. Fortunately, she'd met with these sort of obstacles before, and could drawn on experience to overcome.
Immediately after this fearsome foe, she was met by a table with some nametags upon it, and several felt pens lying nearby, lonesome and horizontal. An idea flared within her foggy brain, and she was compelled to place the word "Alice" upon one of the labels, utilizing one of the felt pens laying near. After a moments thought, in infintesimal lettering, she placed this vulgar prose below the name:
When dealing with Barrow-downer Alice
Be aware her jests are said without malice
For being in a gravemound
Has caused her tofound
That she'd rather live in a palace!
And lo! she peeled the backing off of the label, and stuck the label upon her vivid orange and yellow hawaiian-style shirt! And started thinking normally (for her)!
Throwing prose to the wind, she single-mindedly headed for the cheesecake.
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