Menel awoke from his unnatural sleep rather suddenly.
"I'm sorry, everyone, but my alter-ego in what some would call 'the real world' has been neglecting to post here."
"As far as Tom Bombadil's true nature goes... Do you suppose that he's really a Balrog in disguise? I'll admit it's a little strange, but think about it: Balrogs have unspecified magical powers, which could include the ability to transform, and here's the kicker: We're all sitting here discussing whether or not he has wings! What else could possibly fit that description.
Menel reachedfor a tortilla chip, dipped it in some salsa, and ate it. However, he had forgotten that he had actually put the salsa out there in the first place and was quite surprised when...
"WAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
Smoke started coming out of Menel's ears.
"SOMEBODY GET ME SOME WATER!!!!!"
Menel started breathing fire.
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