Pip and Merry pic:
Merry is hypnotized by the beer.
Beer: You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed.
Pippin: After you're done, may I have a go too?
Galadriel and Celeborn:
Celeborn: Who's the leader around here?
Galadriel: You are, darling.
Celeborn: And who decides what happens around here?
Galadriel: You do, darling...
Celeborn: Then what are those ruffians doing here at this time of night, when I specifically asked not to be bothered during my beauty sleep?!
Galadriel: .....
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
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