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Larien Telemnar · 05-25-2005, 07:48 PM

Run around screaming and calling for help.

Or perhaps I would grab my frying pan and start knocking them around, then slip out among the confusion because of how short I am, they'd think one of their own had attacked some of them, they'd kill each other off, problem solved.

Or I would baracade the door................ Yeah, THAT'D do a whole honkin' lot of good! *Snort* Let's here it for the mouse Hobbit!

05-25-2005, 07:48 PM	#4
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... Run around screaming and calling for help. Or perhaps I would grab my frying pan and start knocking them around, then slip out among the confusion because of how short I am, they'd think one of their own had attacked some of them, they'd kill each other off, problem solved. Or I would baracade the door................ Yeah, THAT'D do a whole honkin' lot of good! Snort Let's here it for the mouse Hobbit! __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan