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Frodo looks up to see............ No, not Gollum....... No, not Shelob...... No, not even an Easterling or Faramir. He sees an army of Elves, led by Elrond.
Elrond: Wait! We're supposed to be fighting Orcs, not looking at Frodo cowering! Gil-Galad, your navigating got us lost again! We're not even in the right chapter! Give me that map!
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Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? *Pushes button* *Hammer zings out* *SPLAT!* *Flat Hobbit* Oh! So that's what it does! *Moan*
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