Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them...
Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!
Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits.
Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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