Well if this is  post non-grata, it is a fair cop (but Feanor of the Peredhil is to blame.... of course 

  ).........  and I thought it was better to use a related and little used topic and go off it a little than create a completely self obsessed thread!
Well more years than I am prepared to admit to have passed since the  world first  had the privilege of my company and various downers have been kind enough to wish me well  which has been a comfort on this truly depressing day  

 - one of them hoped for mathoms... so... encouraged by the fact that I am still and adolescent in elf years here goes.....  there may be more later but I have to go and drown my sorrows in champagne very shortly but I think a little clearout will be liberating...  
For 
Fordim Hedgethistle:  A very battered Akubra hat and my collection of "orphan" gloves.  I am sure he will find them useful as gauntlets should he take up duelling again.  
For 
Fea  a copy of "I will survive"  to get her through a game of Werewolf. and my long neglected art materials......
For 
Esty and Mark10-30 and any other needlewomen.. various projects in  different stages of incompletion - mainly tapestry and petit-point and too many completely pristine - but all so pretty  
For Boromir88: A bottle of Pimm's (not a mathom this as such but ...), "Why men don't listen and women can't read maps" by Barbara and Alan Pease "How to watch cricket" by John Arlott.
FOr 
Heren Istarion, books in my "permanent collection", I do not regard as mathoms but if I had to hand them over to anyone, it would be HI.  However for now  I send him "3 men on the Bummel" so he can extend  his knowledge of JK Jerome, and "the Diary of a Nobody" on the grounds that someone who likes Jerome will probably like Grossmith, and the "Lord Peter Wimsey " detective stories of Dorothy L Sayers... someone almost as erudite as HI himself...  Oh and just maybe he would like  my Michelin Guide Bleu of Paris - I am sure an extensive tour of the Louvre will be top priority  ...
Saucepanman gets a pottle of "Old Thumper" and  Daumier's " Les gens de Justice"
The Phantom gets a black rider mask (spares are always handy)... 
Lalwende  gets something from my hat collection,  some cuttings and a passport application form .....  
For
 Eomer of the Rohirrim..... Hmm what can you give the man who has everything

 -about the only thing I don 't have cluttering up the house is a Warg ... :d oh  I know - my copy of "Watership Down"