[the guy who be short]

Nice find Mith. Anybody else imagine a troll in a business suit?

we do have too much time on our hands, thank god for the BD, without it we would drown in our boredome

This sounds most frightful. A specially constructed dome to drown bored people? Well... I admit it would be interesting... but also quite fatal, if you insist on the drowning aspect of the dome. How horrendous.