Didn't some people worship the Valar. But can you imagine a world without religious holidays.
No St. Patricks day (Ye Yanks wouldn't have an excuse to get drunk and make fun of us)
No Easter (Beorns chocolate industry would go bankrupt)
No Christmas (The very though of this makes me shudder)
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Dear Saddam, Do not disunderestimate me.Yours G.W.Bush
You're not drunk if you can still hold onto a blade of grass to stop yourself from falling off the face of the Earth
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