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Old 06-27-2005, 07:47 AM   #301
Saurreg
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Originally Posted by Anguirel
How am I supposed to answer your queries, old chap?

I can either say "There are some things that great men do that they wish to go unobserved" and then be turned into mince overnight.

Or I can say, "Goodness, Saurreg, you're right. Oops. Aren't I stupid for blindly defending Lalaith? I'm really not very good at this game, am I, ho ho?" This is called the Hookbill technique.

Or I can play a Nilp and laconically drawl, "Lalaith and I are indeed werewolves. We're wondering whether to use parsley or basil for seasoning."

I think I'll do the third. It's the wittiest.

Lalaith and I are indeed werewolves. We're wondering whether to use parsley or basil for seasoning.

But please, could you oblige us by falling for our demoniac ruse and lynching the patently innocent Hookbill anyway?

Thankyou.
Ah...

Let us make a deal, I am very good at that. Infact let this be a deal for all who are interested.

For this round I will not question you or even bug you. I will also leave Lalaith alone I will in fact vote for Hookbill the Goomba. I will even solicit for votes against him.

And for additional insurance we also lynch someone else.

Your part would be to state whom you suspect next.

If you are wrong this evening, then we all go for you tomorrow.

What say you?
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