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Frodo to Gandalf: I recieved a rather strange letter today, from a Mr U.R.R Jokin. In it he tells me to beware of The Grey Pillock, the one the Dwarves call Thickone and the Elves name Mythraving, who in the South is known as Incantation, but you may know him by his Halfbit name, Habba-ra-ka-Dabblin or The Grand Alf (Stage Conjuror Supreme). What the hell is he on about?.
Gandalf: I haven`t got a clue!
Frodo: That`s strange, he said you would say that.
Taken from The Rotten Book of Wastemarsh or The Lord of the Grins.
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