[THE Ka]

I really don't know where I'm going with this... Something from an indie movie for sure...


Gandalf: Anyways, I tell the guy: "Hey! That's an awsome horse, and I think I can have it." So, he starts giving me this whole 'grey pilgrim' speech when -
Is that my old pipe?

Saruman: What old pipe? I don't smoke, especially that foul crud you inhale. I gave up smoking a century ago.

Gandalf: No, look! I swear, that's my old pipe, with the signature first-edition 'G' stamp custom hobbitton red-clay craft. Why is it here?

Saruman: No, it isn't! I told you I don't smoke -

Gandalf: All you had to do is ask if you wanted to use my pipe to smoke, we both know how addicting that weed is... Damn hobbits are crafty enough to control us, might as well indulge before the market caves in...

Saruman: Yeah, you are right. Could you pass me your pipe?

Ha... That was horrible... Sorry. I have too much self-esteem and not enough humor today.

~ In bad taste Ka