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It is a well known fact that humans taste of pork
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You learn something new everyday, I guess.
Dwarves are porbably very tough and stringy. And they must have a very distinct taste, cf. Smaug:
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"Don't tell me that I can eat a dwarf-ridden pony and not know it!"
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So even if their meat isn't very good, they must make good seasoning.