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Feanor of the Peredhil is a tall willowy blond.
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I am?!? I was under the impression I'm a short and slender brunette.
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She shatters hearts simply by walking down the road.
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Ah, well...
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She is cruel to men, loving to animals, and can jump very high.
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Depends on the situation, always right, and no, not really.
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She is afraid of running water and freshly cleaned towels.
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It's true. Dead disturbing when water gains that extra pair of legs and trots off down the road.