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Originally Posted by the guy who be short
Eru came to Arda to spread his Truth - that is, to preach the advantages of Nudity to all that passed by. Unfortunately, due to the hobbits' later adventures, they completely forgot to introduce nudity to the Shire, and as a race they were forever condemned to the Void after Death...
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Well, were this the case, he would appear to have at least STARTED his mission, since Hobbits, the nearest residents to the Old Forest, go around without shoes, socks, boots, nylons, sandals, or any other foot-paraphrenalia. All except those heretic Stoors.
I imagine his next task would have been to convince them to lose all their headgear...